Glume/Jokes
1. Cum numesti un schelet care intarzie in fiecare dimineata la scoala?(oase lenese)
What do you call a skeleton who’s late for school every morning?(lazy bones)
2. Ce e verde si manaca ciocolata in clasa ?(crocodil)
What’s green and eats chocolate in class?(a crocodile)
3. De ce sunt buni monstruleti la adunere ?(ei pot sa numere pana la 25 pe degetele lor)
Why are littlemonsters so good at dding?(they can count up to 25 on their fingers)
4. In ce is fac fantomele temele de casa ?(inrt-un caiet de exerciti)
What do little ghosts do their homework in?(exercise book)
5. Sper ca nu te-am vazut uitandute la testul Anei.(Eu sper ca tu nu mai vazut.)
I hope I didn’t see you looking at Anna’s exam paper.(I hope you didn’t see me,too.)
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